Definitions by Cockaddict

Japanese Eyeniscus 

Medical terminology for the penis piss hole.
Also referred to as the Jap Eye

Man1: Sheeeee bro I think I got an infection in my Japanese Eyeniscus!

Man2: What the fuck are you talking about?

Man1: My fucking jap eye is leaking piss!

Japanese Eyeniscus by Cockaddict April 17, 2022

Thruck 

When you use three fingers to penetrate someone three knuckles deep.

Hey man, what's your dad's number again? He asked me to go down to the retirement village and thruck him after his nap, but I lost all my contacts.

Hey Jefferson good fellow, see that gentleman over there with the pint of Guinness? He gave my arsehole a rather nasty thruck last night...

Thruck by Cockaddict December 6, 2020

Custard Tart

When one male ejaculates inside another males anus and then proceeds to push the cum out onto the first males face to produce the 'custard tart'.

Male 1: Hey man I'm having a bad day, could you cheer me up with some anal sex?

Male 2: How about we smash out a custard tart? You hungry?

Custard Tart by Cockaddict November 1, 2018