Curry Dick

The art of keeping down a chicken biryani with korma sauce whilst giving a blowjob, only to suddenly gag and chun over his cock.

Eve was deepthroating her boyfriends dick after a takeaway, only to gag leaving him with curry dick.

by chatchatmoo August 31, 2020

curvy dick cheeto

A Cheeto that looks like a curvy dick

Oh look it's a curvy dick cheeto

by Elliphant._ August 11, 2017

Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick

One of the most important principles of Big Dick Diplomacy. The term was coined on January 26, 1900 by Theodore Roosevelt when his coworker expressed his frustration of not being able to get laid. Roosevelt proclaimed, "Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid." He took Roosevelt's advice, although it has never been officially confirmed if he got laid.

Coworker: "Why can't I get laid?, I always get rejected."
Roosevelt: "Next time you get rejected try using Big Dick Diplomacy. Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid."
Coworker (5 minutes later): "Thanks for the advice, I just got laid."
Roosevelt: "Awesome, I told you it works."

by Forgotten History Revealed May 19, 2016

currylicker

A fat hypocrite who makes fun of Indians and then goes out with one and tries to hide it for a long time.

"You better dump that shit, you fatass currylicker."

by Matt Mylryan December 5, 2005