cured

A combination of the states of being frustrated, annoyed, angry, disheartened. A term that originated in the 2010s in North West England; specifically in Blackpool.

'I bet she's cured, I heard she lost her phone in Mingos'

by N dog December 8, 2016

cured

The condition of marijuana obtained by keeping it in a bag over a long period of time (months) and opening it every now and then (weeks) for it to get some air. This process supposedly makes it taste better when smoked.

Stoner 1: This is some good shit! What you got here?
Stoner 2: It's cured bud!

by Siren2277 May 11, 2008

Cured

To be cured. Meaning tired of or general cannot be arsed to do something.

I’m so cured with work at the moment

by Leon shaw May 4, 2018

Cured

Used to mean you are 'over' something, as in tired of it, finished, or done with it. Predominantly used by Blackpool teenagers.

I'm so cured of Instagram.

by Darangutan August 1, 2022

cured the beef

When you’re at odds with someone or something but you find a way to work it out.

“T. Swift & Kim K. used to be enemies but they cured the beef.”

by Roberta Frosting January 1, 2023

cured pussy

A smooth well trimmed ,pussy that has that shiny new look to it right after shaving.

"Mary's hairy pussy is now a cured pussy now I shaved off that hairy beast!"

by TheAnonymousArtist August 24, 2023

wow thanks i'm cured

A sarcastic phrase used after receiving inappropriate or over-simplified health advice. Also a large community of internet trolls who shoot down any and all health advice that doesn't include a psychiatrist or a pill, and worship big pharma with outdated psychiatric models of "chemical imbalances".

Motivational poster: Exercise can help make people happy!

Troll: Oh really? Just exercise? That's all I need to do for my serious clinical depression? Why didn't I think of that? Wow thanks I'm cured!! Why don't I just throw away my Prozac pills and see how much serotinin I get from a fucking nature walk.

by Tesseramous February 14, 2020