Curdler

When a girl has sex with someone and the boy cums inside her and then she puts off having a shower for a few days leaving traces of cum inside her which makes her a Curdler.

'Oh that girl smells of cum...she must be a Curdler.'

'That girls a Curdler, she had sex with Tom at that party on friday night and she still hasn't had a shower and its sunday!!'

by Corah April 24, 2007

curdler

adj
When you brew a big shottie or bucket and the smoke is so thick that it looks like it's "curdled".

I brewed up this proper curdler bucket last night and it was flat out.

by subhuman_2k February 6, 2005

Sperm Curdler

Very ugly girl - so ugly she would curdle your sperm.

1st dude -"look at that sperm curdler over there - wouldn't touch that without serious beer goggles"
2nd dude -"Fuckin moose man - too right"

by street smeg May 6, 2005

Bean Curdler

Any shitass, nasty, illegal alien, construction worker.

Taco Bell Worker

Damn you see that short ass, little bean curdler comming out of the port o' potty.

by DUBULAR July 7, 2008

Cum curdler

A female that is so repugnant, disgusting and haggard that when a man looks at her, his jizz literally, instantly curdles in his balls like old milk.

Dude, she has to Photoshop her pictures just to be ugly, she's a -10, a legit cum curdler. She looks like her shit could stain or even erode metal.

by Jinx_Havok May 27, 2017

cuddlerape

Verb: When someone cuddles with you against your will.

1) You wake up after a night of hardcore partying and notice someone you don't like cuddled up to you.

2) Someone breaks into your house, gets in your bed, and you wake up with them cuddling with you.

3) If Goldilocks were to climb into baby bears bed while baby bear was there, baby bear would have woke up to being cuddleraped.

by that1guyukno April 18, 2010

curdled cow

When you take curdled milk and pour it on a woman's tits and you eat it off and then when you throw up she drinks it.

Steven: Dude I gave Jane a huge curdled cow. Now the bed smells like shit

Tim: Dude, that's sweet!

by docter cockter March 3, 2014