A fat prostitute who sits on the side of the road, waiting to be picked up.
"Look at that fat hooker, who would pick her up?" said Jim
"Yeah, what a curb turtle!" Exclaimed Todd
by Flakass May 10, 2010
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After a night over indulging that requires the excavation of your stomach contents while leaning over the curb (or onto the curb) and moving your head and neck in a turtle like motion to avoid vomitting on your own shoes.

Noun- curb turtle
Verb - curb turtled
1. After a number of 6 for 1 beers and hurricanes I curb turtled on the walk home.

2. After a night in Bourbon Street there was curb turtle everywhere.
by Wayoutbaby October 27, 2014
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