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The Cunty Bob's.
Noone's doing it.
Thats the motto our founder came up with and we stick by.
We are a small movement. We are un judgemental and welcome anybody willing to sculpt a cunty bob.
Recently we have doubled our numbers. I have no doubt this new movement will expand nation wide if not worldwide.
We do not discriminate to only males we actually encourage our cunty bobbis to join. And to entice the bobbis we have added a love heart above the I to accommodate our female bobbi's
We may be small and yes there is a few conditions to join the bobs. But we hope nay we encourage new cuntys to join the movement.
Our founder Cunty Dan is an approachable hero..
He is also on a solo mission to become the first human with a functional shitdick..
We are 100% supporters of Dan and hope our new members are with this on his journey.
If we can reach a targeted audience and expand, we have many ideas for the unfortunate or less blessed than us as future leaders with a world wide trend.
Cunty Dan and Cunty Aron have put countless hours into what they would like to put back to the less fortunate and the out of the box thinkers that the demi gods have wanted to bless these less fortunate communities is yo-yos and diablos

All we ask is to believe in our small movement and maybe consider sculpting in a cunty bob on your next venture to your local hair dresser or barber..

We also would like to introduce the welcome to cunty to any event in Australia.
Cunty Dan sculpted a cunty bob into cunty Arons hair
Cunty bob by Cunty Bob June 6, 2026
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Two Bob Cunt 

1.dishonest, thieving bastard. The low of the low belongs in a gutter.
2.Term of endearment between old friends in the pub.
1. Oi you filthy Two Bob Cunt, I can't believe you shagged my sister, you was supposed to be my best mate!
2. Do you wanna pint you two bob cunt, this rounds on me.

Two Bob Cunt 

Used in the Libertines song "What A Waster", this phrase means "Cheap Whore"
Mind your bleedin' own, you two bob cunt.
Two Bob Cunt by Naomi September 2, 2004

cutty bobs 

Cutty Bobs: Verb,
1. To give cutty bobs.
2. To give oral sex in a cutty place. (Check cutty for definition)
3. Eric is stupid.
4. The act of doing something cutty.
I was in the movie theater when my girl friend started to give me cutty bobs.
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