Cuntalope
Cuntalope by Big bear fish boy April 15, 2009
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Cuntalope
Adj. or Noun
(kah-unt-te-loo-ope)
- to describe a female's crotch area as being massive in size and texture.
Protruding, or containing vast amount of volume in that bean.
Most easiest to recognize and identify when subject is wearing stretchy/yoga pants.
it is similar to the term "Camel Toe" but is an advanced derivative of that adjective.
As it is when the bean levels up from over consumption and evolves to its final form.
aka, Fat poon pouch; a Beefy Cooter, or a mean musubi
(kah-unt-te-loo-ope)
- to describe a female's crotch area as being massive in size and texture.
Protruding, or containing vast amount of volume in that bean.
Most easiest to recognize and identify when subject is wearing stretchy/yoga pants.
it is similar to the term "Camel Toe" but is an advanced derivative of that adjective.
As it is when the bean levels up from over consumption and evolves to its final form.
aka, Fat poon pouch; a Beefy Cooter, or a mean musubi
Dude 1: Omg, Calvin! Look at that wild wahine over there by the bus stop.
Dude 2 (Calvin): Yups, I would eat that like an Ono's Seafood Poke bowl, Mhhmmm mmm bitch.
Dude 1: Why is her bean, like so round and bulbous ?
Dude 2: That my boy, is a stage 5 cuntalope, its soo ripe I can smell 'em from here.
Dude 3: " ho cuz, i like smell yo chooch" - from left field
Dude 2: I just got a mainland college doctorate degree in cuntology and my expert opinion recommends that this bitch needs a cunt punt to reverse the severe effects of cuntaloping.
Dude 13: I will volunteer my personal Hawaiian, Taiamani to inspect da deck and appraise the value of this female's choche.
Dude 2: I can already tell that it is seeping from the seams and that this issue needs me to further investigate first hand how big the circumference of the bean is.
Dude 3: It's possibly a guiness world record.
Girl 1: Wtf, omg, do i have one?
Boy 1: yes, you do
Dude 2 (Calvin): Yups, I would eat that like an Ono's Seafood Poke bowl, Mhhmmm mmm bitch.
Dude 1: Why is her bean, like so round and bulbous ?
Dude 2: That my boy, is a stage 5 cuntalope, its soo ripe I can smell 'em from here.
Dude 3: " ho cuz, i like smell yo chooch" - from left field
Dude 2: I just got a mainland college doctorate degree in cuntology and my expert opinion recommends that this bitch needs a cunt punt to reverse the severe effects of cuntaloping.
Dude 13: I will volunteer my personal Hawaiian, Taiamani to inspect da deck and appraise the value of this female's choche.
Dude 2: I can already tell that it is seeping from the seams and that this issue needs me to further investigate first hand how big the circumference of the bean is.
Dude 3: It's possibly a guiness world record.
Girl 1: Wtf, omg, do i have one?
Boy 1: yes, you do
Cuntalope by BrokenWindowsHawaii March 25, 2016
broken cantaloupe
A juicy wet pussy kind of looks like a broken cantaloupe either cut in half or smashed on the floor with the seeds hanging all over the place
broken cantaloupe by Club April 11, 2015
Cuntalappa
Cuntalappa by doosh laroosh June 26, 2009
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