Cuntalope 

A person who has a giant vagina hole, one so big you could fit your god damn cantalope in it!

"I saw Caitlin last night."
"Did you see the cuntalope?"
"YEAH! IT TRIED TO EAT ME!!"

Cuntalope by Big bear fish boy April 15, 2009

cuntalope 

1. Term for a would be whore.

When only part of a woman "alopes" temporarily. (Usually with your best friend.)

cuntalope by Xarkzila February 16, 2004

Cuntalope 

Adj. or Noun
(kah-unt-te-loo-ope)

- to describe a female's crotch area as being massive in size and texture.

Protruding, or containing vast amount of volume in that bean.

Most easiest to recognize and identify when subject is wearing stretchy/yoga pants.

it is similar to the term "Camel Toe" but is an advanced derivative of that adjective.
As it is when the bean levels up from over consumption and evolves to its final form.

aka, Fat poon pouch; a Beefy Cooter, or a mean musubi

Dude 1: Omg, Calvin! Look at that wild wahine over there by the bus stop.

Dude 2 (Calvin): Yups, I would eat that like an Ono's Seafood Poke bowl, Mhhmmm mmm bitch.

Dude 1: Why is her bean, like so round and bulbous ?

Dude 2: That my boy, is a stage 5 cuntalope, its soo ripe I can smell 'em from here.

Dude 3: " ho cuz, i like smell yo chooch" - from left field

Dude 2: I just got a mainland college doctorate degree in cuntology and my expert opinion recommends that this bitch needs a cunt punt to reverse the severe effects of cuntaloping.

Dude 13: I will volunteer my personal Hawaiian, Taiamani to inspect da deck and appraise the value of this female's choche.

Dude 2: I can already tell that it is seeping from the seams and that this issue needs me to further investigate first hand how big the circumference of the bean is.

Dude 3: It's possibly a guiness world record.

Girl 1: Wtf, omg, do i have one?

Boy 1: yes, you do

Cuntalope by BrokenWindowsHawaii March 25, 2016

cuntalope 

a cunt, whore, slut, that hops all over the place having sex with anyone, anything, like a jackalope!!!

That nasty fucking cuntalope better not even think about hookin up with my husband, or farm animals!!!!

cuntalope by Country Fried... February 11, 2015

broken cantaloupe

A juicy wet pussy kind of looks like a broken cantaloupe either cut in half or smashed on the floor with the seeds hanging all over the place

Man, Judy was so horny last night her pussy looked like a broken cantaloupe.

broken cantaloupe by Club April 11, 2015

Cuntascope 

Someone wasting time during a group study/revision session.

Kirk was being a cuntascope

Cuntascope by stevedaozy November 7, 2016

Cuntalappa 

A chick that likes to lick pussy.

We started calling her Cathy Cuntalappa when she told us she loved pussy.

Cuntalappa by doosh laroosh June 26, 2009