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Cunt Waffle 

When a fat woman strips butt naked and forces your face into her cunt, she will then roll around like a waffle maker with your face in between her legs and the cellulite leaving a waffle pattern on your face.
I cant believe it, sheila just gave me a cunt waffle after i told her not to
Cunt Waffle by PUSHINUPDAISIES April 7, 2011

cunt waffle 

someone who is not only a bitch, but also kind of a whore. generally characterized by (1)taking the last cig of a pack (2) taking the last swig of the vodka and/or (3) getting up on someone else's man and saying later that they were too drunk to stop.
"courtney is such a cunt waffle. i woke up this morning and all my cigarettes are gone. plus she slept with my boyfriend."
cunt waffle by magggggie January 6, 2008

cunt waffle 

A syrupy vagina filled with a pleathery substance.
I would like an extra batch of dangeoffrion with my cunt waffle, mmm pleather.
cunt waffle by ashho October 28, 2006

cunt waffle 

A person who looks like a flattened vagina.
cunt waffle by MidnightRush April 19, 2017

Cunt waffle 

“ you’re a cunt waffle
Cunt waffle by Marhsall313 January 25, 2018

cunt waffle 

Ashley and genna are such cunt waffles
cunt waffle by lullage99 February 21, 2015