When a fat woman strips butt naked and forces your face into her cunt, she will then roll around like a waffle maker with your face in between her legs and the cellulite leaving a waffle pattern on your face.
by PUSHINUPDAISIES March 22, 2011
A particularly delectable treat of the flaming homosexual type. Consisting of man butter in a waffle. Also used as an offensive term for someone acting like a doushe,Straight or Flamer.
Sparkles: "Jeez, your acting like such a cunt waffle!!!"
Sparkles: "What are you eating!!!!???!!!"
GayLvr99: "Oh, just a cunt waffle"
Sparkles: "What are you eating!!!!???!!!"
GayLvr99: "Oh, just a cunt waffle"
by FluffyHandcuffs July 27, 2009
by krack March 12, 2005
someone who is not only a bitch, but also kind of a whore. generally characterized by (1)taking the last cig of a pack (2) taking the last swig of the vodka and/or (3) getting up on someone else's man and saying later that they were too drunk to stop.
"courtney is such a cunt waffle. i woke up this morning and all my cigarettes are gone. plus she slept with my boyfriend."
by magggggie December 18, 2007
by ashho October 28, 2006
"You look like a cunt waffle."
by MidnightRush April 19, 2017