When a fat woman strips butt naked and forces your face into her cunt, she will then roll around like a waffle maker with your face in between her legs and the cellulite leaving a waffle pattern on your face.
by PUSHINUPDAISIES April 7, 2011
Get the Cunt Wafflemug. A particularly delectable treat of the flaming homosexual type. Consisting of man butter in a waffle. Also used as an offensive term for someone acting like a doushe,Straight or Flamer.
Sparkles: "Jeez, your acting like such a cunt waffle!!!"
Sparkles: "What are you eating!!!!???!!!"
GayLvr99: "Oh, just a cunt waffle"
Sparkles: "What are you eating!!!!???!!!"
GayLvr99: "Oh, just a cunt waffle"
by FluffyHandcuffs July 27, 2009
Get the Cunt Wafflemug. by krack May 13, 2005
Get the cunt wafflemug. someone who is not only a bitch, but also kind of a whore. generally characterized by (1)taking the last cig of a pack (2) taking the last swig of the vodka and/or (3) getting up on someone else's man and saying later that they were too drunk to stop.
"courtney is such a cunt waffle. i woke up this morning and all my cigarettes are gone. plus she slept with my boyfriend."
by magggggie January 6, 2008
Get the cunt wafflemug. by ashho October 28, 2006
Get the cunt wafflemug. by MidnightRush April 19, 2017
Get the cunt wafflemug. 