Cunt Mop

A tampon

Shit, my gums are bleeding again! Quick, pass me a Cunt Mop!

by aloicious69 March 17, 2009

Cunt Mop

Someone who cleans up all the cunts and asses in a forum

Jdog - "Shut the F**k up"
Me - "yo dont talk"
Jdog - "who the f**k are you?
Me - "Im the cunt mop bitch"

by Moofster November 1, 2006

Mop Cunt

An extremely hairy pussy that, when wet, looks like a old saggy sloppy wet janitor's mop head.

Braaaaaahh. I pulled down them panties and whohhh! I was staring at a mop cunt.

by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017

mopey cunt

The listless/sad/unproductive feeling you get when you are away from your loved one.

"I'm such a mopey cunt when she's not around!"

"Stop being such a mopey cunt! You'll see him soon"

"He's being such a mopey cunt, listening to power ballads again"

by Katsbud February 22, 2018