Cunnychum 

Menstrual juices excreted whilst swimming in the ocean, potentially leading to unwanted shark attention

The beaches of Northern Brisbane were once a favourite haunt for watersports, but the recent increase in the levels of Cunnychum has made it a haven for the disgustingly named, Sliteye shark

Cunnychum by SirGreg January 3, 2017

cuntchum

A group of female friends that act nice to your face, but talk behind your back.

"Those girls at the barn are cuntchum, when I walk in the room they get silent."

"I walked past the cuntchum today and heard them talking smack on you."

"You are being cuntchummed by Nicole and Melissa, I wouldn't talk to them anymore."

cuntchum by foolishfrog May 4, 2010

Cunnihumungous 

A condition in which the victim suffers from a huge vagina

1: "I'm sorry, you have cunnihumungous"
2: "What's that?"
1: "You have a huge vagina, lady. Please leave."

Cunnihumungous by Dr. Bangstane January 18, 2013

cunnyblumpkin 

Alternative spelling for Cunniblumpkin

Hillary: Hey Bill, I'm just going for a dump
Bill: OK honey you want me to give you a cunniblumpkin??
Hillary: Yeh that would be swell
Bill: Cigar?
Hillary: No, just the cunnyblumpkin
Bill: ...OK

cunnyblumpkin by Knullar500 April 14, 2009