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Salem just cumtexted

I will cumtext
Cumtext by YPC7 November 28, 2021
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“amara is just asking random out of cumtext questions”
cumtext by soaddie February 7, 2021
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When circumstances make it appropriate to use the word 'cunt'.
Mother: "Oh that lady was a cunt"
Daughter: "You can't say that!"
Mother: "It was in cuntext!"
cuntext by nachoworm December 4, 2010

Cuntextualise 

when you everything you write about is cunt related
I like your story, hell I like your idea but if you don't cuntextualise it, then Palyboy aren't buying it and I ain't reading it.
Cuntextualise by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Cuntextual Clues

noun:
Stemming from the grammatical term "context clue" and slang word "cunt."

Subtle signs/hints that determine someone is, or is acting like a cunt.
Dermot: I overheard you break up with Lolita last night. What happened?

Jarvis: I always had a hunch she was a self indulgent bitch, but it became obvious last night.

Dermot: You should have ended it awhile ago. I picked up on those cuntextual clues immediately. That sucks man. I'm here for you.

Jarvis: Wait a minute. You overheard? Why you always gotta put your nose in my business bro? Screw that bitch and screw you for that matter. Now get the heck out of my treehouse
Cuntextual Clues by DicksInDisguise October 22, 2017
Cumming contently
In the bed he became cumtent
Cumtent by FuCkEdUp October 10, 2023

Cumtexture 

The texture of a substance which has the liquid qualities of male ejaculation substance. i.e. Coconut oil when it sits outside in a warm temperature.
Oh my gosh this coconut oil has the texture of come...it's like cumtexture!
Cumtexture by IslandGirl75 April 9, 2017
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murderhobo 

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