Cumshroom

When you jizz into a sock and forget about it for so long that the jizz starts to make mushrooms grow.

"Fuck bro I found a cum sock from like 11 months ago behind my bed, there was so many cumshrooms sprouting off"

by Donald tree stump February 17, 2017

cumshootin

The male game while in the shower, where he jerksoff and shoots his cum high on the shower tiles, marks the tile, then every shower he tries to beat his old mark. This greatly improves the ejaculation velocity.

Man I finally got my cumshootin mark to six feet. Now when I cum in the Old lady she really feels it up to her eye teeth.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003

cumshooter

a person who can force out his semen strongly.

The girl likes to sleep with cumshooters only.

by uttam maharjan July 16, 2010

cumshoot

when you kill a person in a video game during ejaculation.

I'm about to cumshoot the enemy's medic.

by Pineapple Snake May 30, 2020

pumshroom

A pumpkin that looks like a mushroom, often carved from a jack-o-lantern at the stem

I made a pumshroom on Halloween.

by thethingtolook October 13, 2021

cumshooting spacedragon

A Red dragon is flying around in space and suddenly get a 50 inches boner.
The dragon then sees a starship. He uses his penis as a gun and begins shooting sperm on the startship until it crashes.

The crew of the space ship sees something out in the horisont. It comes closer and one of the crewmates shouts: OH NO A CUMSHOOTING SPACEDRAGON

by The Space Dragons child March 22, 2021

wasabi cumshooter

the male jizzes up a females or males nose and then they snot rocket it out and licks it up.

Ohh god zach just did a wasabi cumshooter to james.

by Fat Boy 513 July 14, 2010