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Cumcunt

When a woman is drunk, horny and angry and the only thing she wants is cum. She wants you to cum in her or on her, she doesn't care who it is. She starts to call you out of your name and hitting you. A cunt for the cum.
...last time she was like this she told me I should've died instead of my mother, because I didn't cum on her tits at our work Christmas party.

Yea bro she turns into a true cumcunt whenever she's drunk. We should've warned you before.
by Lord RayRay March 21, 2023
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Cumcentration

The skill required to keep yourself from prematurely ejaculating when having sex with a significant other.
Steve: So I was fucking my main bitch last night, and I was pretty nervous and scared that I'd blow my load.
Alan: What'd you do?
Steve: I just thought about rainbows and shit.
Alan: Whoa that must've taken tons of cumcentration.

Sophie: I have this jewish boyfriend, and he keeps prematurely ejaculating.
Oprah: Bitch you gotta send your man to a cumcentration camp.
Sohpie: Oprah, that's very socially insensitive, I dont make fun of you for being a queefopotamus, do I?
by Germ604 June 25, 2009
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Cucunta

When a man and woman have sex with the woman on top, one up-down cycle (bounce) is known as a cucunta. Often written as a sound effect. See also cuntaval.
"With rapid cucuntas she rode my cock."

"Cucunta, cucunta, cucunta - SQUIRT!"
by Adam Smith (Arf 34) December 24, 2004
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Cucunt

A person who is a cunt, whore, and a cuck at the same time.
"Calvin is a fucking Cucunt"
by Onray Wilhelm April 10, 2022
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Cumjuntivitus

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.
"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".
by philthemoney August 8, 2003
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cumdunt

Calling someone a not very bright vagina, or just a dumb cunt.
Your are such a cumdunt, i can't believe you couldn't figure that out.
by Rusty Bedsprings November 28, 2005
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cumpunt

The act of a man ejaculating on a foot (typically their own, though other's feet shouldn't be excluded. The person who was ejaculated on then kicks someone in the face.
Tom came on Jill's foot, Jill then kicked Tom in the face. Tom got cumpunted.
by Kylock February 6, 2008
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