A person who is being irritating or stupid. Cum waffles are the definition of the person who wants to leave the party early and never answers your texts.
by emma sinclair November 03, 2016
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by shiionmadii February 22, 2011
Get the cum waffle mug.An interesting insult! It i means that you are a douche bag, or a jerk. Its usually used by friends to throw another off his game. They focus in on the word used and forget what they are even talking about.
A more literal term of course is a waffle filled with male ejaculation.
A more literal term of course is a waffle filled with male ejaculation.
"Dude your a fucking cum waffle." (Reaction) "Wtf? did you just call me a cum waffle?"
Mission complete.
Mission complete.
by Dortez November 14, 2007
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by 2pptoulchs May 05, 2018
Get the russian cum waffle mug.Waffle cum is Waffle House mashed up in a plastic bag, that has been ejaculated into. Must sit like that for an hour or so to qualify as waffle cum.
by ayylmao3254 February 04, 2018
Get the waffle cum mug.an insult used to piss people off like douche bag or calling somone an asshole but sounds more insulting
joe: you you took my seat!!
pat: sorry didn't call fives
joe: get out of my seat you cum guzzling twat waffle
chris: dude he's serious
pat: sorry didn't call fives
joe: get out of my seat you cum guzzling twat waffle
chris: dude he's serious
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