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Cum satchel

When you use a vacuum cleaner to masturbate and use a shamwow to clean up the mess and put it in your satchel and bring it to the sperm bank to sell for a minimum of $69 and a maximum of $6969
"Dude I just got 69 dollars with my cum satchel method ways!"
by Cum sack June 14, 2013
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Cum satchel

Dirty Annie came over for a few drinks the other night and we hooked up. I wasn't able to pull out in time and blasted one into her cum satchel
by themellonchef February 7, 2018
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