cum filled

Lol, get a cum filled mug for your GF Karen

"I got a cum filled mug for my GF Karen!"
"That's great, man!"

by Urban Dictionary Moderator 420 September 8, 2021

cum filled

its kind of self explanitory

My ass is cum filled right now

by c4shs December 28, 2019

cum-filled

A bizarre, kinky term I looked up on Urban Dictionary one day. They rewarded me by sending this cum-filled mug. Handle it with loving care, as it may be sticky.

So I got the cum-filled mug, because Urban Dictionary asked me to. Now that I have this cumbucket mug, they're asking that I "get the broken mug" and "get the ugly mug". Where do they dig up this garbage?

by bitchuck February 14, 2026

Cum Filled Twinkie

(1) When expectations of something exceeds the reality of it.
(2) When hopes and dreams of something are shattered.

When I was a kid I thought adulthood would be awesome but it turned out to be a cum filled Twinkie.

by Rastus McGee February 26, 2018

Cum Filled Dinger

A promiscuous person who is defined by the use of a condom. A dinger is slang for condoms.

"Seriously dude, that chick is a cum filled dinger."

by shazzyshaz January 1, 2012

Cum Filled Donuts

A phrase used by people when something unexpected/bad happens, used in the same way as "fish sticks!", "fuck.", "oh shit!" or "Bob Saget!" You can say it to anything that compares to biting into a donut filled with cum instead of jelly. The most effective phrase to use that doesn't include a curse word.

boy: "I'm so happy, i finished my homework and i think i'm going to get to third base tonight!"

friend: "Yeah, that Dickens essay took forever to finish"

boy: "Essay?!? Cum Filled Donuts!!!

by A International Poon Handler February 11, 2009

Cum Filled Twinkie

To the vast majority of homosexual males, the cum-filled twink or cum-filled twinkie is a tasty and desirable treat.

There are various male body types and just as many homosexual subgroups who fetishise them. The smooth young muscular twink in a skimpy swimsuit who looks like one of the lifeguards at the pool is one of the most common, although supply of such exquisite creatures is far exceeded by the demand for same.

If I were a single gay male and a cum filled twinkie lad were to sashay into the showers with me, I would drop directly to my knees, suck him right down to his nuts and swallow all of his yummy cream.

No point in letting good, delicious cum go to waste and no point sending away for the cum-filled mug if the fresh product is available on tap..

by bitchuck December 7, 2024