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Cum Waffle 

An interesting insult! It i means that you are a douche bag, or a jerk. Its usually used by friends to throw another off his game. They focus in on the word used and forget what they are even talking about.

A more literal term of course is a waffle filled with male ejaculation.
"Dude your a fucking cum waffle." (Reaction) "Wtf? did you just call me a cum waffle?"

Mission complete.
Cum Waffle by Dortez November 14, 2007

Cum waffle 

A person who is being irritating or stupid. Cum waffles are the definition of the person who wants to leave the party early and never answers your texts.
Last night Kristen was being such a cum waffle I wanted to punch her in the face
Cum waffle by emma sinclair November 3, 2016

russian cum waffle 

When your fucking a chick and she shits on your waffle and it makes you cum on the waffle and you now have the breakfeast.
My girlfirend asked me for a russian cum waffle in the morning so i gave it to her.

waffle cum 

Waffle cum is Waffle House mashed up in a plastic bag, that has been ejaculated into. Must sit like that for an hour or so to qualify as waffle cum.
Hey man, want some waffle cum?
waffle cum by ayylmao3254 February 4, 2018

cum guzzling twat waffle 

an insult used to piss people off like douche bag or calling somone an asshole but sounds more insulting
joe: you you took my seat!!
pat: sorry didn't call fives
joe: get out of my seat you cum guzzling twat waffle
chris: dude he's serious

cum covered twat waffle 

a shriveled up vagina that looks like a waffle that is also smuthered in cum.
Frank is acting like such a cum covered twat waffle. its ridiculous!!!
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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