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Cum Tongue 

Having a particularly dry mouth, especially whilst smoking. Also known as cotton mouth.
After I ripped that bong, I had a nasty case of Cum Tongue.
Cum Tongue by Zob OG June 14, 2011

Cum Tongue 

A disease where all the saliva in your mouth starts to have the texture and taste of cum nobody knows why it is caused but people guess it is from excessive oral sex
I can't go to work because I caught a case of the cum tongue.
Cum Tongue by Bigguy55 November 18, 2021

Tongue my hole and make me cum ! 

"Tongue my hole and make me cum !" is what a guy says if he wants to be [rimmed and have a rim-gasm.
Matt came back from the gym, got naked, flopped on his bed with his legs up and sweaty asshole exposed, and said "Tongue my hole and make me cum !

Cuntongue 

When you're going down on your girlfriend and your tongue ends up going numb.
I was eating Tara out for 45 minutes and I totally ended up with cuntongue.
Cuntongue by BarryIsHairy February 4, 2010

Cumtongulinary

A tongue that makes you cum
A person who specializes in making one cum with tongue
Even though he lacked in the pants his cumtongulinary skills was so satisfying.
Cumtongulinary by TABOO January 12, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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