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cum funnel 

Oral sex technique involving a regular funnel. The cum swallower holds a funnel in his mouth in order to not spill any of the semen outside the oral cavity. Made popular by amateur pornstar Britney (aka Chicktrainer). Aside from the obvious degrading sexual aspect the technique is supposed to combine the appeal of both the visual (external) cumshot as well as semen swallowing without the usual problems of spillage (= facial moneyshot).
Britney got cum funnelled and swallowed every drop of semen.
cum funnel by Sam_K October 10, 2006
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Cum Funnel 

An alternate term for a cleft chin because when cum dribbles out of a woman/man's mouth it naturally acts a funnel, guiding the cum down the center of their chin to their chest.
I got a BJ from toothless Tammy last night, she couldn't take the whole load so it dribbled down her cum funnel and on to her tits.
Cum Funnel by J. Edgar Allen May 19, 2010

cum funnel 

cum funnel: the art of group mastrabation into a funnel placed inside an obalob's mouth once the obalob has the groups jism in her mouth she then proceeds to snowball with other group members
"heres jen she's an obalob lets funnel cum with her."
cum funnel by bal March 8, 2005

Cum funnel 

An orgy in which 4 people put a tube on their dick that is connected to one hose and inserted in to someone's ass.
Hey bae can the guys come over for a cum funnel?

cum guzzling ass funnel 

1.Someone who guzzels cum through their ass in large amounts.

2. Also used to discribe a man whore

3.A word used to define the gayest person you know.

4. Second only to Cock Juggeling Thunder Cunt in insultation
Person 1: hey man can i use your lawn mower

Person 2: no but can i get my weed wacker back

Person 1: i dont have it

Person 2: yes you do i lent it to you last week

Person 1 :no you didnt!!

Person 2:Shut the hell up you Cum Guzzling Ass Funnel
Any body orifice that cum can be deposited in – more commonly the mouth.
Frustration: "Shut your cumfunnel, Sheila"!

Elation: "I’ll fuck your cumfunnel all night, Sheila"!
cumfunnel by lick a lotta spokes November 8, 2004

Cumtunnel 

The male reproductive organ; a tunnel used for transporting jizz; usually referred to in the company of cumdumpster.
Dude, you really fucked the shit out of her cumdumpster with your cumtunnel.
Cumtunnel by Clavis Jotey November 3, 2004
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murderhobo 

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