Cum Doily

When your having a cheeky wank at your grandparent's house and you need something to catch the load so you grab a designated doily to do the dirty work.
"Quick Nan, pass the Cum Doily!"
by CyberSlooooooth July 18, 2015
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Cum shelf doilie

The decorative pattern of tattoos on the back of a female just above the buttocks, Since the 1980's more commonly referred to as tramp stamps.
He completely covered her cum shelf doilie with his load.
by OldWordsMan May 11, 2015
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