Doily

A piece of poop characterize by its extended length and coiled appearance

Damn, the doily I just dropped filled the whole toilet!

by Rlesser22 May 12, 2019

doily

adverb. Describes a foppish man's walk.

"He walked doily down the street."

by Braum Fliscas February 20, 2005

doily

Derogatory term for a person of the faith of judaism; a Jew. Refers to a yarmulke, the skullcap worn by Orthodox Jews.

"that doily tried to get out of paying his bill." or "you see that doily? must be going home from temple"

by no one... August 05, 2003

Doily Dyke

Feminine lesbian. A girly girl who's into girls. Otherwise known as a "lipstick lesbian."

On the L-Word you can learn a lot about types of lesbians: Doily Dykes, Butchie Maries, and much, much more.

by TeachNLearn June 26, 2007

texas doily

when you take a shit and don't wipe your ass and sit on the armrest of someones couch or chair.

Dude, when i was at Anthony's house earlier i gave his couch a texas doily.

by aston bedsniffer January 08, 2008

Brown Doily

Butt hole, anus, raisin pie, dirty ballon knot, winking knot hole.

Whoa, get your finger out of my brown doily!!!

or
It was a hot night, he was all up in my brown doily.

by Damandan October 29, 2010

fetus doilie

A stylized human fetus placed in the center of a doilie. Typically seen in fundamentalist Christian households.

"Hey man you all set for the abortion clinic protest tomorrow"

"Oh yeah bro, my mom knitted me a great fetus doilie"

by Nuggleteer January 14, 2010