(n) When, before going out to the local gay club, a man rubs one out and lets a little bit of the ejaculate dry on an article of clothing. The smell is instantly noticed by the heightened senses of the patrons at the bar and he is now their prey.

Friend 1: "Dude, why am I so popular in here tonight?"
Friend 2: "It's because of the cum chum on your jeans!"
Friend 1: "That's all it takes? Guess I'll use some cum chum in the future!"

cum chum by TheReverend March 15, 2014

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Cum Chum

When a partner is used as bait to gain the attention of another person

He sent her off to talk to him as cum chum to get an invite to a party

Cum Chum by OI.Michael August 6, 2025

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no-cum chum

Pronoun, the female version of 'butt buddies', slang for homosexual men, in this case, women.

Jennifer and Dorothy are 'no-cum chums'. (lesbians)

no-cum chum by Cryst0f October 21, 2006

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cum chummie

The little chunk of funky stuff a person who sucks too much dick, coughs up from the back of their throat.. kinda like a sneeze nugget.

That girl kept coughing up cum chummies, probably because she sucks so much cock!

cum chummie by Choach Poacher October 7, 2018

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Cum Chumming

When a person cums in the ocean hoping to attract a mermaid.

Becky had no idea Randall intended to go cum chumming before they went for an afternoon frolic in the bay.

Cum Chumming by Numba one cum chumma April 15, 2014

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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