Having sex with a girl, only telling then your first name, leaving no paper trail. The girl is preferably a married 46 year old woman with a body described as a bag of cats running from a river.
Did I forget her husband is a millionaire who owns a security company
Noah: where the fuck is hunter
Patrick: he's about to fuck a milf, I want this for him
Skyler: our mom is 46
Everyone: classic hunter cum and run
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.