Culture War 

Anything used to distract from real problems

Person 1: trans people shouldn't be allowed in sports

Person 2: they should you're just transphobic

proceeds to argue about this culture war non-sense whilst 10% of the world live in hunger

Culture War by Fuck Culture wars March 3, 2022

Culture War 

2 mentally retarded factions of political zealots fighting to see which on of them gets to control your behavior and mind. That's what the word "culture" means. "Behavior that is passed down through generations."

Hym "BOTH OF WHICH are willing sacrifice your kids AND COMPLETELY FABRICATE A MENTAL ILLNESS GOING AS FAR AS TO HIRE PLANTS TO STEAL YOUR IDENTITY in the name of a culture war propagated by the delusions of incest cultists and socialist zealots. If they do not willingly give up control of my life by paying and crediting me for that AI I created... I will murdered one of your children. They will get the control they desire and one of you will pay the price. And if others follow suite, more than one of you will pay the price."

Culture War by Hym Iam May 22, 2025

Culture War Tourist

A person who infiltrates fandoms and obnoxiously parrots political shit without even being a fan in the first place.

Person 1: Dude, I was discussing the latest Final Star Quest game on Discord, and this random guy kept on parroting stuff I really didn't give a shit about, like "Woke" this and "D.E.I." that and how they were ruining the game like a fucking conspiracy crackhead, guy's so jarring.

Person 2: Don't mind him, he's just a culture war tourist. He probably hasn't played any of the games and probably goons to Lolicon Hentai.

Culture War Tourist by SentaiSeinen January 31, 2026

The Culture War 

2 groups of assholes using their desire to curate their children's reality to justify imposing thier self-embodied perfection/universal submission ethic on the world.

Hym "Like that scene from the anime about me where the goblins tie a bunch of women to carts and use them as arrow shields... The Culture War is little more than that, but with children. 'Stop shooting arrows at my fuck trophies!' 'NO! YOU stop shooting arrows at MY fuck trophies!' Like... Your kids existing... doesn't mean I have to do (or not do) anything. Seriously. I can't do what I want because your wife didn't fuck me? No. That's not how that works. You not liking the reality you've chosen subject your children to is justification for you controlling me. Now... You're going to try to refute this using historical precedent. That's not a good argument. But it's ok. I have the solution. If you want me to do or not-do a thing. Your wife can suck my dick. She can suck my dick and I will (then) consider doing or not doing the thing. But that's reality. Plenty of children have been subjected to far worse (historically). That's the reality you exist in. I know. It sucks. The bright side is that it's temporary. So.... Enjoy that I guess..."

The Culture War by Hym Iam January 3, 2023

culture warrior 

a member of one of the two major political tribes who have come to dominate US political discussion with their irrational and divisive culture war

You need to get out of your echo chamber more often, culture warrior.

culture warrior by The Other Bastard November 20, 2016

culture warrior 

A traditionalist that fights against the current secular-progressive movement within the United States. A culture warrior doesn't necessary pertain to a political party such as "republican" or "democrat", but rather upholds the values of spirituality, the family unit, charitable causes, selflessness, honor, and a love for the United States of America (seeing that it is, more often than not, a noble country that has made some mistakes). The term may have been coined, but definitely popularized and defined by Bill O'Reilly with his book "Culture Warrior".

Bill is a true culture warrior, because he believes in family values.

During the debate, the culture warrior disagreed with the filibustering atheist about religion in America.

culture warrior by Amurican May 20, 2009

pop culturetarded

When someone believes the hype of pop culture-urban myths.

"Did you know that Diet Coke is the cause for the recent increase in cancer?" "Did you know you're pop culturetarded?"

pop culturetarded by City_slicker December 7, 2013