Skip to main content
Bulking and cutting at the same time (Gaining muscle while losing fat)
John has gone on a culk and has gained 10 pounds of lean muscle, while losing 15 pounds of fat
culk by Josh the squasher June 24, 2007
Words you can keep
A super cuck if you will. Turns into an abominable mix of Alpha, Beta, and Sigma when no one will pleasure their significant other. Can be found training exclusively abs until they find a suitable alpha to quench their cuckery.
"cUlk nO SmAhsh!!!"
Culk by ManGeckoShartedGon February 3, 2022
Related Words
Sex act performed by a male with the "object of desire" being vegetable or fruit. Typically initiated by coring (cutting a hole of the appropriate size in) a mellon or large gourd.
His mom sent him to a shrink after she caught him "culking" this sweet, hot off the vine cantaloupe.
culk by GregT September 16, 2005
a universal word similar to fuck can be used in many situations.
Hey I just culked your dad.

Go blow a culk negro.

Want to toss my salad culk-boy?
culk by skott February 7, 2005
Verb
1. to age badly
2. The act of beginning life as a cute kid and eventually aging into awkwardness or to grow uglier. (I.e. Macauley Culkin)

3. To start innocently and then wind up in a scandal otherwise fall from grace

Past tense : culked
Present tense: culking
Britney Spears culked so hard when she was photographed driving with her baby on her lap.”
Culk by BonzoF March 6, 2022

Culk it up 

culk it up means pick and punch a random object at the same time
Ex: ITS A PHONE, CULK IT UP
Culk it up by luisinventnewwords October 5, 2023
A super cuck if you will. Morphs into a disturbing fusion of Alpha, Beta, and Sigma when no one will pleasure their significant other. They can be found in the gym training exclusively abs in search of a suitable alpha to quench their cuckery.
"tHE cUlk nO sMahSH!!!"
The Culk by ManGeckoShartedGon February 3, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
Next