Culiflies

basically, ass flies. you know when you dont bathe for a long time and flies

start accumulate alongside your crack. or perhaps you dont wipe your ass

correctly and the flies get attracted to your shit-stank. those are culiflies.

gaby: DUDE! you smell like you havent showered in weeks!

anabel: I KNOW! ITS COS I HAVENT!

gaby: w-wait, what WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS FLYING AROUND YOUR ASS CRACK?!?!?!

anabel: aw shit, ive gotten culiflies...swat them off gaby!!!

Culiflies by amtz420 May 6, 2009