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An older woman who rides the fine line between cougar and jaguar status...possibly in her final year as a cougar, she can only attract desperate and unattractive younger men. A cougar who you keep secret from your friends for fear of being ridiculed rather than praised.

A cuguar can be deemed a jaguar when the roast beef that is her labial flaps and sagging clitoris become unrecognizable as human genitalia.
She's not quite a jaguar....definitely not a cougar....maybe i'd get after that cuguar if i were in prison....or for 50 bucks?
by jp stew May 30, 2011
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