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cuddlepuppet 

Someone who is so cute you just want to stick your hand up their shirt and spoon them forever.
"Oh Klaus, you are my cuddlepuppet!"

"Oh, Livermittens".
cuddlepuppet by Agentlover September 30, 2006

wuddleplumps 

Big purple blotches on a woman's (or man's) breast. Mainly caused by ejaculations from a man on cocaine onto this area. May or may not cause herpes.
Bob: "Whoa, man, you got some big wuddleplumps!"

Joe: "Shit"
wuddleplumps by Pleasure Man April 1, 2009

Cuddlehump

When a friendly cuddle turns ugly.
"We were just laying there cuddling and watching a movie when he decided to cuddlehump me!"
Cuddlehump by sondycat February 26, 2009

cuddlefump

when you put a book in the oven at 3 am and it catches fire and the whole house is burning down and your family is dying and your mom's last word was 'this is why I should've aborted you' and you get to heaven and meet god and he says 'I regret inventing the earth'
You should stop cuddlefumping Aoife, it's really bad for you
cuddlefump by JerryRPumpkin57 February 23, 2017

cuddlepupper 

wow! she’s such a cuddlepupper...
cuddlepupper by cuddlepupper June 30, 2020

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026