Cuddleplump 

A person or object that feels soft, smells clean and is very inviting to hug or cuddle with.

You're such a cuddleplump!

Cuddleplump by rougesprit August 25, 2013

cuddlepuppet 

Someone who is so cute you just want to stick your hand up their shirt and spoon them forever.

"Oh Klaus, you are my cuddlepuppet!"

"Oh, Livermittens".

cuddlepuppet by Agentlover September 30, 2006

wuddleplumps 

Big purple blotches on a woman's (or man's) breast. Mainly caused by ejaculations from a man on cocaine onto this area. May or may not cause herpes.

Bob: "Whoa, man, you got some big wuddleplumps!"

Joe: "Shit"

wuddleplumps by Pleasure Man April 1, 2009

Cuddlehump

When a friendly cuddle turns ugly.

"We were just laying there cuddling and watching a movie when he decided to cuddlehump me!"

Cuddlehump by sondycat February 26, 2009

cuddlefump

when you put a book in the oven at 3 am and it catches fire and the whole house is burning down and your family is dying and your mom's last word was 'this is why I should've aborted you' and you get to heaven and meet god and he says 'I regret inventing the earth'

You should stop cuddlefumping Aoife, it's really bad for you

cuddlefump by JerryRPumpkin57 February 23, 2017

cuddlepupper 

a bitch

wow! she’s such a cuddlepupper...

cuddlepupper by cuddlepupper June 30, 2020