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Crystal Wu 

Crystal Wu is a teacher at LSC. She is also called 'The Raper'.
Student A: Hey what lesson-

Student B: Raper Crystal Wu

Student A: Go stack your books
Crystal Wu by JohnMakFan March 14, 2021
Words you can keep

crystalpunk 

A subculture/fashion/art/musical movement that originated from NYC in 2014. It is aesthetically centered on natural crystal and precious mineral formations. It is an outgrowth from movements such as Health Goth, New Age, Vaporwave, and Seapunk.
We knew she was a crystalpunk because she was wearing all white athletic clothes and a quartz pendant and talking about doing yoga in Bushwick.
crystalpunk by treeverb August 25, 2014

crystalpunk 

Crystalpunk is a simpleton stampede, a coxcomb carnival, a daydreamers cabal, a platitude-peddling potlatch, a nihilists ambulation on tiptoe, an incantation of the language in the corners of your eyes, a wild farrago of those who run before they can walk, an ABD of being Free from the NOW! NOW! NOW! We wear non-matching socks: that is who we are!
a: Community through the eyes of socializations coloured words in a parlor with wind?
b: Icicles with the treasure chest under the sea of sand sink and sank for days choking on salted waves choking afront no suffocation, warping faces. purple faces.
a:KITTEN SHIT! crystalpunk ontop of a flea market!
crystalpunk by Getcrazycrunk May 12, 2008

crystalpunk 

A non-movement in which apparently home grown crystals become to crystalpunk as guitars are to punk. These crystals somehow have relation with random neuron firing and brains trying to construct pieces of some unknown whole image. Created by hipster(s) out of nonsensical streams of consciousness which supposedly form an as-yet unknown and meaningful whole.

Or, as another post already said... Kitten Shit.
Dyllyn, I got so stoned last night I saw the glimpses of the truth flowing from the Sex Pistols on Internet radio. I got swallowed up in the crystalpunk vibe when I saw the colors off of my crystals flowing through the music into old books I got last week.
crystalpunk by TitanShadow May 28, 2014

Crystalsun 

A badass warlock on World of Warcraft. Don't mess with this guy or you will be destroyed.Also on the server Shadowmoon.
Guy:Fuck you Crystalsun!

Crystalsun:BE DESTROYED PEST!

Random guy:Ha! Who else but Crystalsun!
Crystalsun by The guy named Crystalsun September 27, 2010

CrystalFury 

CrystalFury is a youtube/internet user that created this definition.
CrystalFury is not a furry.
CrystalFury by CrystalFury September 23, 2021
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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