Crystal Pussy 

A person who was nicknamed this by a popular treatment facility just outside Atlanta Ga. Crystal Pussy quit using crystal meth before they could get her to confess her history of drug use under tortuous conditions.

Crystal Pussy fu*cked up her best chance for a normal life by "putting it together."

Crystal Pussy by MSnATL June 2, 2008

crystals pussy 

A beautiful wet tight love making hole

Damn only Brent gets in crystals pussy

crystals pussy by Abel quavo June 11, 2016

Pussy Crystals 

The white crust aftermath left on your dick when done with sex.

Dude, we had sex like 4 hours ago and I still have pussy crystals on my dick.

Pussy Crystals by Leisuretron... August 17, 2012

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012