Cryptosexual

An individual who spends hours a day in front of a crypto currency charts. Uses every social opportunity to bore everybody to death with crypto talk.
"Did you hear John at lunch earlier?" "I know, he's such a cryptosexual, he couldn't shut up about his stupid IOTAs and Litecoins"
by Z12f December 13, 2017
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cryptosexual

Someone who is primarily attracted to, or has sex with mythological creatures or other unknown beings. (From the word cryptozoology)
Consensual sex with Bigfoot
would make you a cryptosexual.
by deltoru March 12, 2008
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