Crypto bro

A person with a weak grasp on cryptocurrency/blockchain applications, yet has formed very strong opinions on the "best" ones. Often observed parading their involvement in crypto and arguing with other crypto bros.

Crypto bro twitter bio: Entrepreneur. #HODL. $BTC. Living life in the clouds. Gym rat.

Crypto bro by VinixxiniV January 1, 2018

crypto bro

A young man on twitter who is an absolute hype beast for crypto-currencies and makes long term predictions, often backed by memed and self-fulfilling financial charts.

crypto bro: Dudes buy $WAX it's going to moon tonight, +50% easily insert hamster on rocket gif

crypto bro by BitLord April 21, 2018

crypto bro

A nerd with too much spare time and video cards. Thinks he is smarter than you because he buys and resells burnt forests. Will ignore any meaningful arguments against what he does by repeating something about "serious business" 1000 times.

Person 1: I heard Jeremy bought new video cards to mine Ethereum! He says that it's serious business and that he's gonna get rich...
Person 2: Gosh, Jeremy's such a crypto bro...

crypto bro by Ell22 November 9, 2021

bro crypto 

Bro Cryto is a bro who hustles crypto currency for a living. brocrypto.com

Like a BRO' ....... Bro Crypto! brocrypto.com

bro crypto by Bro Crypto October 23, 2017

crypto bronies 

A person that is a entrepreneur and into Crypto and is also a male fan of the series My Little Pony

Rick: Apparently he was apart of the crypto bronies
Coober: The crypto bronies? hahahahah 🤣🤣🤣

crypto bronies by msiregalP January 8, 2024

Cryptbro 

A bro who invests sums of money in various crypto currencies...and that’s all they talk about now

Dude is such a cryptbro now, all he talks about is buying the dip and leveraging, awfully quiet when the crypto plunges

Cryptbro by HipStir May 25, 2021

cryptobooking 

The act of posting cryptic messages on facebook.

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Wow (x)+(x) is a great cryptobooking post!

cryptobooking by syndicate001 June 27, 2012