Cryelling 

Cryelling is what you do when you are so upset you actually yell when you mean to cry. It happens during times of extreme stress and is a protective mechanism to not show weakness.

Mary was very upset with her boss due to some extreme workplace events and was near tears but instead Mary invoked cryelling. Then Mary went home to her kids who were fighting and she went to go sit and cry and instead cryyelled at the kids. They thought she was mad when she was really sad.

Cryelling by KC6707 July 29, 2013

Simon Cowelling

When you tell someone you don't like something........ YOU LOVE IT!!!!!

I don't like pickles........ I LOVE THEM!
I don't like your shoes.... I LOVE THEM!
I don't like reubens-world.com...... I LOVE IT!!!!
Hey Dave, I don't like your bushy overgrown eyebrows..... I LOVE THEM!!! they're so soft and fluffy!
I really don't like your TMNT outfit..... I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!""$&^%$£"$£"!"!"!£

Basically this is known as "Simon Cowelling".

Simon Cowelling by Reubens-world September 6, 2013

cavellings 

A word used in Thomas Pains's paper "Common Sense" that does not have a definition and it completely fucks with you on purpose

Bob: "Hey bill i was reading "Common Sense" and this word cavellings popped up, do you know what it means?"
Bill: "No fucking idea, it's probably used to confuse the shit out of you."

cavellings by Lucas Skyweller October 9, 2015

Cyeling 

a Cyeling which is a person who has discarded their Humanity and started living there life as a machine and soon well start replacing their human parts for mechanical parts or an organic cybernetic organism. or Cyeling for short is a person who has discarded their Humanity and has started to live there life in pursuit of becoming a machine or Android to escape their own mortality because they think there's nothing after death and they don't want to be forgotten,

Carrie is a Cyeling because she is so afraid to die that she is trying to find away anyway no to so her boyfriend is making her mechanical body parts so she can one day live knowing that she well never die or be forgotten

Cyeling by Leonora Lovecraft January 18, 2017

Cryexting 

Crying and texting at the same time.

Soraya's cryexting again, I wonder what he said that upset her.

Cryexting by Dwizzle418 February 4, 2010

Crowelling

To be completely stoned out of your mind. To be in a state of permahigh all the time. Being completely blazed and slightly confused. Having knowledge about the universe and how it works, but unfortunately only when high.

P1: Dude I'm totally Crowelling right now...
P2: I know dude me too...

Crowelling by sniggolfoo October 22, 2012

cryling 

An ironic expression that combines crying and laughing into a indecipherable mix by making spontaneous sounds and movements of the face and body that are the instinctive expressions of lively amusement, delight, and joy but also of contempt, derision, pain or terror.

Tabitha said, "That would be funny if it wasn't horrifying", as she began cryling.

cryling by Jared of Jaredland February 25, 2017