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Cryelling 

Cryelling is what you do when you are so upset you actually yell when you mean to cry. It happens during times of extreme stress and is a protective mechanism to not show weakness.
Mary was very upset with her boss due to some extreme workplace events and was near tears but instead Mary invoked cryelling. Then Mary went home to her kids who were fighting and she went to go sit and cry and instead cryyelled at the kids. They thought she was mad when she was really sad.
Cryelling by KC6707 July 29, 2013
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Simon Cowelling

When you tell someone you don't like something........ YOU LOVE IT!!!!!
I don't like pickles........ I LOVE THEM!
I don't like your shoes.... I LOVE THEM!
I don't like reubens-world.com...... I LOVE IT!!!!
Hey Dave, I don't like your bushy overgrown eyebrows..... I LOVE THEM!!! they're so soft and fluffy!
I really don't like your TMNT outfit..... I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!""$&^%$£"$£"!"!"!£

Basically this is known as "Simon Cowelling".
Simon Cowelling by Reubens-world September 6, 2013

cavellings 

A word used in Thomas Pains's paper "Common Sense" that does not have a definition and it completely fucks with you on purpose
Bob: "Hey bill i was reading "Common Sense" and this word cavellings popped up, do you know what it means?"
Bill: "No fucking idea, it's probably used to confuse the shit out of you."
cavellings by Lucas Skyweller October 9, 2015
a Cyeling which is a person who has discarded their Humanity and started living there life as a machine and soon well start replacing their human parts for mechanical parts or an organic cybernetic organism. or Cyeling for short is a person who has discarded their Humanity and has started to live there life in pursuit of becoming a machine or Android to escape their own mortality because they think there's nothing after death and they don't want to be forgotten,
Carrie is a Cyeling because she is so afraid to die that she is trying to find away anyway no to so her boyfriend is making her mechanical body parts so she can one day live knowing that she well never die or be forgotten
Cyeling by Leonora Lovecraft January 18, 2017

Cryexting 

Crying and texting at the same time.
Soraya's cryexting again, I wonder what he said that upset her.
Cryexting by Dwizzle418 February 4, 2010

Crowelling

To be completely stoned out of your mind. To be in a state of permahigh all the time. Being completely blazed and slightly confused. Having knowledge about the universe and how it works, but unfortunately only when high.
P1: Dude I'm totally Crowelling right now...
P2: I know dude me too...
Crowelling by sniggolfoo October 22, 2012
An ironic expression that combines crying and laughing into a indecipherable mix by making spontaneous sounds and movements of the face and body that are the instinctive expressions of lively amusement, delight, and joy but also of contempt, derision, pain or terror.
Tabitha said, "That would be funny if it wasn't horrifying", as she began cryling.
cryling by Jared of Jaredland February 25, 2017
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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