Crusty nan 

a nan who has crusty hair, makeup that is not blended and has bingo wings

person 1: “have you seen Ava’s nan?”
person 2: “i know she’s literally the definition of a crusty nan”

Crusty nan by smellywelly16 April 17, 2022

Crustinance

The that annoying shiz in the corner of your eyes.

Carlos said to Julia, “When I woke up this morning I had a crustinance in my eye.”

Julia said, “well that sucks!”

Crustinance by CarlitoTheCuban June 15, 2019

crustyandre 

An Andre under the species of 'crusty' is very chunky. A very nice person with fabulous crusty hair. if u are an andre ur a massive simp but ur not ashamed so pop off. andres have the capability to be very bundaliscious but he just doesnt know it yet

donnie: *speaks*
crustyandre: so powerfulll
other person: that was really crusty of u andre

crustyandre by kiwikicaca March 11, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012