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Crusty Sock 

A white sock extracted from an adolescent boy's dresser to indulge the young lad's fantasy of having his meat in a sleeve during a spanking session and having that sleeve double as a receptacle and wipe at the end of the spank.

Often used over and over and carefully stashed for privacy, the Crusty Sock crystallizes over time and literally "stands on its own." It is typically at this point that a new Sock is put into commission and the old one is retired.

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Once Mom and Dad fell asleep, young Micah pulled out his stack of Porno Mags and spanked his monkey, cleverly containing the evidence within the confines of his trusty, Crusty Sock.
Crusty Sock by Alfsonso Muzan November 12, 2010

Crusty sock 

A crusty fucking bitch who has bad breath and likes to be pissed on. Slightly into fingers in the bum and he has a wee lil dick. No homo
Crusty sock by 420ur69mum April 9, 2017

crusty sock syndrome

When you jerk off into a sock but the bust is so big your sock gets completely coated and becomes crusty. Depending on the bust the sock could become crusty enough to snap like a twig.
Jared: Damn my crusty socks! Another one got crusty enough and snapped!
Dylan: Awwww dude, got a case of crusty sock syndrome? R.I.P.
Jared: Yeah dude, I saved up for like a week and had some high quality porn.

Wet Crusty Sock

One day I was walking in my apartment with new cute socks on. I didn't see there was a water bucket right in front of me, I was daydreaming about my new socks when all of a sudden... I stepped in the bucket and fell! My socks were now wet and I was so upset! I absolutely HATE the feeling of a wet sock and wanted to use my new sock so bad. I thought I would grab a Hair Dryer to dry my sock, but I realized I didn't have a Hair Dryer!!! I was so upset that I just thought of one solution... I grabbed a pan and put it in the oven, then I grabbed my wet sock and put it in the pan. After a while, I saw that my sock was looking weird... I turned off the oven and grabbed my sock and my sock WAS CRUSTY and still wet... Moral of the story, don't step in a bucket full of water with socks on.
Isabella: Omg did you see Bia's Wet Crusty Sock?
Neya: Yeah I can't believe she has a Wet Crusty Sock..
Wet Crusty Sock by Bia the Baddie February 12, 2021

Crusty jizz sock 

When your brother Bret whacks his pecker in your black nike sock then leaves it in your room for you to see
I found a crusty jizz sock under bret’s Bed
Crusty jizz sock by Chris Fleming September 15, 2019

Crusty tube sock 

A slut. Someone who’s taken more loads than a crusty tube sock hidden under a 14 year old’s bed.
“Don’t date her, she’s a crusty tube sock.”

“I’ve known some whores in my day but that guy is the biggest crusty tube sock I’ve ever met.”
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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