crusty potato

A turd that has suffered prolonged exposure to the sun, resulting in white discoloration.

Son: " This rock taste like shit'"
Dad:" Congrats son you just ate your first crusty potato!"

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Crusty Potato

When you stick you crusty toe into the homo-sapiens mouth while they are asleep.

My cousin Zac gave my other cousin Steven a Crusty Potato.

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The guy eats out the girl while she's on her period. He lets the blood dry on his face, then peels off the 'crusty potato.'

I wonder if that guy knows he forgot to peel his crusty potato?

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When you take a crap on a pillow and smear a person's face around in it. Then you force the person to let it harden on their face.

Dude, I don't think i can sleep in a bed anymore, that crusty potato ruined it for me.

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The layers of discharge that build up in a girls panties and flakes off.

After a long day out and about, Erin had built up some serious potato chip crotch crust.

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