crusty potato
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Crusty Potato
Crusty Potato by nunya May 13, 2005
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Crusty Potato
The guy eats out the girl while she's on her period. He lets the blood dry on his face, then peels off the 'crusty potato.'
Crusty Potato by SirDumpsalot January 3, 2009
crusty potato
When you take a crap on a pillow and smear a person's face around in it. Then you force the person to let it harden on their face.
crusty potato by sshhaawwttaayyy January 6, 2010
Crusty Sweet Potato
Crusty Sweet Potato by CDog821 June 22, 2016
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Potato Chip Crotch Crust by nothin-nice July 2, 2007
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