crusty potato 

A turd that has suffered prolonged exposure to the sun, resulting in white discoloration.

Son: " This rock taste like shit'"
Dad:" Congrats son you just ate your first crusty potato!"

crusty potato by GozUnlimited July 3, 2016

Crusty Potato 

When you stick you crusty toe into the homo-sapiens mouth while they are asleep.

My cousin Zac gave my other cousin Steven a Crusty Potato.

Crusty Potato by nunya May 13, 2005

Crusty Potato 

The guy eats out the girl while she's on her period. He lets the blood dry on his face, then peels off the 'crusty potato.'

I wonder if that guy knows he forgot to peel his crusty potato?

Crusty Potato by SirDumpsalot January 3, 2009

crusty potato 

When you take a crap on a pillow and smear a person's face around in it. Then you force the person to let it harden on their face.

Dude, I don't think i can sleep in a bed anymore, that crusty potato ruined it for me.

crusty potato by sshhaawwttaayyy January 6, 2010

Crusty Sweet Potato 

A phrase used to describe Ricegum

Jacob Sartorius: "Boy you literally look like a crusty sweet potato!"

Crusty Sweet Potato by CDog821 June 22, 2016

Potato Chip Crotch Crust 

The layers of discharge that build up in a girls panties and flakes off.

After a long day out and about, Erin had built up some serious potato chip crotch crust.

Potato Chip Crotch Crust by nothin-nice July 2, 2007