Definitions by sshhaawwttaayyy

crusty potato 

When you take a crap on a pillow and smear a person's face around in it. Then you force the person to let it harden on their face.

Dude, I don't think i can sleep in a bed anymore, that crusty potato ruined it for me.

crusty potato by sshhaawwttaayyy January 6, 2010