Crunkeyed 

Someone or something that is out of place or doesn't fit in because something is goofy looking or sounding about that person/thing

Jimmy is so crunkeyed because he has three fingers

Crunkeyed by Brett the great NCG October 26, 2016

Double Crunked 

When you are extremely drunk and super high at the same time

Im getting Double Crunked tonight fo sho!

Double Crunked by Character-Zero April 16, 2005

cunteyed 

To be so incredibly stoned that your eyes get really pinkish red and get very slitty and closed up so that with your eyelashes all around the edges, it looks like you've got two cunts on your face; hence the term "cunt-eyed"

Oh man you should have seen me last weekend. I got totally fucken cunteyed!

cunteyed by becy September 26, 2005

crunked 

to get high and drunk at the same time

last night i drank a 40 oz of O.E. and smoked a blunt to my head

crunked by E unit John April 1, 2003

crunked 

A state in which someone's conscousness is altered by both drinking alcohol and being stoned off their ass.

Emily: Are you stoned yet?
Trevor: I'd thay tho mythelf, and drunk, too.. is there a word for that?
Emily: Yeah, you're "Crunked"
Trevor: Tomorrow when I'm still wasted at my dad's work, I'm going to post a useless definition on urbandictionary.com along with our conversation.

And then I lost my virginity. Not a happy story.

crunked by restin256 February 27, 2005

crunked 

Being stoned and drunk at the same time. (Drinking alcohol and smoking marijuana)

You are at a party smoking joints and drinking beer/mixed drinks.

crunked by rdd September 27, 2004

Crunked 

Somebody who is Drunk and High at the same time

Person 1 - That guy over there he has drunk loads of Alcohol and smoked loads of Weed

Person 2 - Yeah he is Crunked

Crunked by will181 September 6, 2009