crunchy muffin 

A semen-crusted vagina the morning after sex and no shower.

I went down on my girl this morning but forgot she had a crunchy muffin.

crunchy muffin by mohawkslim November 13, 2014

Crunchy Muffin 

Where a guy's dick is extremely hard but short.

Hey Brenda, how was Jake last night?

Pretty good, except he had a "Crunchy Muffin" HAHAHAHA

HAHAHA

Crunchy Muffin by rollercoasterkid April 14, 2010

Crunchy muffin 

When a chicks herpes is going absolutely wild to the point of crunchiness on her muffin

I took this chick home from the bar and bro she had a seriously crunchy muffin. Definitely hittin the walk in today

Crunchy muffin by Muffinmuncher2001 May 10, 2019

Crunch Muffin 

A person, more specifically a middle aged/millennial woman who uses the term “era” too much to describe a period of time in their life. This person most likely went to the eras tour and/or is unhealthily obsessed with Taylor Swift.

Jessica: “In my boy mom era”
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin”

Crunch Muffin by emineminem22 June 27, 2024

muffin crunch 

When you go ham on a girls diserable bits

I muffin crunch Brandon's sister every night

muffin crunch by Bwaaaalker May 9, 2016