Crunchie

A sock worn the morning after being used as a wank-mop.

Man I woke up this morning and puty my sock on, and discovered it was a crunchie.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 21, 2006

Crunchie

Often mis-thought to be a neo-hippie; this is only partially true. A Crunchie / Crunchy (either spelling is ok) Is actually 3/4 preppy, 1/4 hippie. They do enjoy smoking the reefer, but it doesn't have to be excessive. Rainbow sandals/ barefeet are common. Lacoste shirts, polo, etc. Don't seem to care but look great anyway.

"That guy in the light pink polo shirt with long hair smoking a dubey is such a crunchie."

by Natasha October 07, 2004

Crunchie

A Sock worn the morning after being used as a wank mop the night before..

Bill I'm running so low on clothes, this morning I had to put a Crunchie on.

by hellomeginty January 23, 2009

Crunchie

A black person with a fascinaton with all things oriental.

You watch anime, imitate kung fu fighting, live on ramen and watch hentai! YOU CRUNCHIE

by Blicks July 01, 2011

Crunchy crunchy

Another term for sex

“Did you two end up having sex last night?”
“Yes, we crunchy crunchy”

by @ciscomedy December 21, 2019

Crunchy-crunchy

Sexual inter course

Did you two end up having sex last night? Yes, we did the crunchy-crunchy

by @ciscomedy December 21, 2019

Crunchied

When a girl sticks a chocolate bar (preferably a crunchie bar) up her vagina and feeds it to an animal.

"Wow Emily, I can't believe you crunchied that dog!!"

by Frazzel November 07, 2011