1 definition by Clox

someone whos hair colour isnt blonde yet they act like it is
brown/black on the outside blonde on the inside
Vanessa: heya have you talked to tash
Jessie: no why?
Vanessa: she walked into a tree on sunday
Jessie: ouch..what a crunchie
by Clox May 18, 2007
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