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Crouch Wank

When you receive an unsolicited video of someone crouched down, so low you can see their goofy, in front of a mirror jerking it and blowing their load on said mirror.
Omg I just got a crouch wank from Louis on snap!!
by JamesBr November 30, 2023
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wank couch

A couch you should never ever sit on. Smells a bit musty and tacky to the touch.
This is the wank couch, I'd sit somewhere else if I were you.
by Camo Clown February 16, 2017
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crouchwalkerslayer

a player in call of duty who crouches and walks around so his footsteps cannot be heard, often disliked among the call of duty community
he is such a crouchwalkerslayer
by yoloking423 December 10, 2013
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