2 definitions by Camo Clown

A couch you should never ever sit on. Smells a bit musty and tacky to the touch.
This is the wank couch, I'd sit somewhere else if I were you.
by Camo Clown February 16, 2017
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knowing something will happen but not knowing when.

A watched kettle takes longer to boil...

The kettle effect
The kettle effect is driving me mad, when will I get my new contract
by Camo Clown March 21, 2018
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