Sock Crotch

A man who puts a tube sock over his unit while he whacks off. This speeds up the cleaning process after you are done.
"Dude, I accidently walked in on my brother while he was masturbating. He is a sock crotch!
by Turkey G-unit August 05, 2008
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Crotch Sock

A game typically consisting of two players at a table where the sole objective underneath is to touch the other persons crotch with your sock while the other person is blocking you from gaining entry.
Hey man, I just saw those two guys playing crotch sock right across me; hopefully we’re able to play next.
by ArabDuelist July 29, 2025
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