Crotch Power
Crotch Power by potatomaster January 19, 2010
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CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrection
Acronym for: Crotch-Powered Resurrection
The act of reviving someone (usually fictional, hot, and/or dead) through sheer sexual energy, unfiltered thirst, or erotic determination. Often applied to impossibly attractive TV or movie characters who were killed off way too soon — and you refuse to let them rest in peace because your libido said “not today.”
The act of reviving someone (usually fictional, hot, and/or dead) through sheer sexual energy, unfiltered thirst, or erotic determination. Often applied to impossibly attractive TV or movie characters who were killed off way too soon — and you refuse to let them rest in peace because your libido said “not today.”
“Alcide from True Blood may be dead, but I will CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrection that man back to life with nothing but vibes and a lace teddy.”
CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrection by Jontssss July 17, 2025
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crotchtower
A crotchtower is a male's erect penis in pants; implies acute awareness of surroundings. "All along the crotchtower, princes kept their view while the women came and went"
"She's hot. I have a crotchtower."
crotchtower by The Red Bohemian April 20, 2016