Crotch Biscuits

: the wobbly triangles on one's inner thigh.

My legs are nicely and shapely, except for my two crotch biscuits

by mintm July 19, 2011

Crotch Biscuit

Noun. Synonym for a feminine napkin

“Mikey, will you go get mommy a crotch biscuit?”

by Cbusta September 30, 2018

crotch biscuit

dog treat meant to put on ones crotch out of desperation (usually peanut butter flavored)

Josh couldn't couldn't any so he resorted to crotch biscuits.

by justice93sg September 26, 2010