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Crosstika 

The symbol of the unorthodox white evangelical sect of Christianity as practiced by a horde of undereducated Souther'n & MidWest Amerikkkan mouthbreathers. The actual meaning of the 4 word narrative of Nectarine Nutter Papaya Pedo Cheeto Clayface and his dregs.
After 2025, vendors began to remove the phrase designed to fool simpletons & simply embroidered the symbol of the crosstika on the redhats and pinned them to the skull of the wearer. In this way, like in Inglorious Basterds, you could know the full evil of who they were on sight.

Crisstian 

The official religion of anyone worshiping the amazing Darren Criss. The members of this religion must have joined around the year 2009, with the release of A Very Potter Musical. They frown upon people who only love Criss through Glee. The religion is quickly growing and encompassing such websites as Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, YouTube, and Myspace.
"I was feeling really down, so I watched some AVPM."

"Nothing like some good Crisstian worship to make you feel better.
Crisstian by A Fellow Crisstian November 23, 2010

crosspital 

Slang for cross-faded
Place you go to get cross-faded
It’s been a long week, I think I’m going to need to take a trip to the crosspital on Saturday to let loose.

Didn’t you rip the pen earlier? Are you sure you want a drink?
Welp I guess I’m taking a quick trip to the crosspital!
crosspital by Adulting July 15, 2020

Crosstitute 

It is a woman who wears clothing that exposes her cleavage all while wearing a crucifix. With Jesus there sliding between two mounds.
I don't know what that crosstitute is selling, religion or sex.
Crosstitute by SIMAFOL May 14, 2010

Crosstitute 

A woman (or a man) that is known to have lots of sex with people inside of the cyclocross racing community.

Also, a good way to make enough money to buy gas to get home from a race.
"She might've given you a tubular but she gave me her anal virginity."
"I took her real virginity when she still raced as a junior."
"Ah man, what a crosstitute."

Jimmy won Gloucester and used the podium selfie to advertise for his male crosstitution business.
Crosstitute by ACRONYM February 16, 2015

crosstitute 

A person, usually of the hardcore religious right, who uses the word of God to further a political agenda; similar to a fundie. e.g., Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, George W. Bush, etc.
Randall Terry was on TV last night crosstituting for Terri Schiavo.
crosstitute by die7fox May 22, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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