crosstika

The Swastika
And the Bloody Old Cross
Two great hates
That hate great togethe

Let the crosstika fly.

by 2761hjx December 21, 2020

Crosstika

The symbol of the unorthodox white evangelical sect of Christianity as practiced by a horde of undereducated Souther'n & MidWest Amerikkkan mouthbreathers. The actual meaning of the 4 word narrative of Nectarine Nutter Papaya Pedo Cheeto Clayface and his dregs.

After 2025, vendors began to remove the phrase designed to fool simpletons & simply embroidered the symbol of the crosstika on the redhats and pinned them to the skull of the wearer. In this way, like in Inglorious Basterds, you could know the full evil of who they were on sight.

by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 16, 2025

Crisstian

The official religion of anyone worshiping the amazing Darren Criss. The members of this religion must have joined around the year 2009, with the release of A Very Potter Musical. They frown upon people who only love Criss through Glee. The religion is quickly growing and encompassing such websites as Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, YouTube, and Myspace.

"I was feeling really down, so I watched some AVPM."

"Nothing like some good Crisstian worship to make you feel better.

by A Fellow Crisstian November 23, 2010

crosspital

Slang for cross-faded
Place you go to get cross-faded

It’s been a long week, I think I’m going to need to take a trip to the crosspital on Saturday to let loose.

Didn’t you rip the pen earlier? Are you sure you want a drink?
Welp I guess I’m taking a quick trip to the crosspital!

by Adulting July 15, 2020

Crosstitute

It is a woman who wears clothing that exposes her cleavage all while wearing a crucifix. With Jesus there sliding between two mounds.

I don't know what that crosstitute is selling, religion or sex.

by SIMAFOL May 14, 2010

Crosstitute

A woman (or a man) that is known to have lots of sex with people inside of the cyclocross racing community.

Also, a good way to make enough money to buy gas to get home from a race.

"She might've given you a tubular but she gave me her anal virginity."
"I took her real virginity when she still raced as a junior."
"Ah man, what a crosstitute."

Jimmy won Gloucester and used the podium selfie to advertise for his male crosstitution business.

by ACRONYM February 16, 2015

crosstitute

A person, usually of the hardcore religious right, who uses the word of God to further a political agenda; similar to a fundie. e.g., Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, George W. Bush, etc.

Randall Terry was on TV last night crosstituting for Terri Schiavo.

by die7fox May 22, 2005