cross swords

When two or more guys are having sex with a chick and they accidentally touch penises; much like two swords dueling.

Scott and I were tag teaming this chick and he was afraid we might cross swords! Thankfully it was more of a Chinese Finger Trap situation than anything else.

by TonyTone June 25, 2006

Cross Swords

Simply when two guys pee in the same toilet / urinal / bush / bin / girl's mouth and the streams cross.

Dude, we're both desperate, let's just cross swords

I saw Dom's massive penis last night when we were crossing swords

No homo

by Nomin October 23, 2010

Cross swords

When involved in a threesome never come into contact with your tag partner's member.

She's up for that threesome but whatever you do make sure we don't cross swords or I'll finish her off alone.

by muffmeister August 29, 2020

doing crosswords and drinking tea

Acting like a 50 year old man when you're only a college student.

Josh is doing crosswords and drinking tea in his dorm room.

by CaptDan January 17, 2011