cross swords

When two or more guys are having sex with a chick and they accidentally touch penises; much like two swords dueling.

Scott and I were tag teaming this chick and he was afraid we might cross swords! Thankfully it was more of a Chinese Finger Trap situation than anything else.

cross swords by TonyTone June 25, 2006

Cross Swords

Simply when two guys pee in the same toilet / urinal / bush / bin / girl's mouth and the streams cross.

Dude, we're both desperate, let's just cross swords

I saw Dom's massive penis last night when we were crossing swords

No homo

Cross Swords by Nomin October 23, 2010

Cross swords

When involved in a threesome never come into contact with your tag partner's member.

She's up for that threesome but whatever you do make sure we don't cross swords or I'll finish her off alone.

Cross swords by muffmeister August 29, 2020

doing crosswords and drinking tea 

Acting like a 50 year old man when you're only a college student.

Josh is doing crosswords and drinking tea in his dorm room.

doing crosswords and drinking tea by CaptDan January 17, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008