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cross swords

When two or more guys are having sex with a chick and they accidentally touch penises; much like two swords dueling.
Scott and I were tag teaming this chick and he was afraid we might cross swords! Thankfully it was more of a Chinese Finger Trap situation than anything else.
cross swords by TonyTone June 25, 2006
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Cross Swords

Simply when two guys pee in the same toilet / urinal / bush / bin / girl's mouth and the streams cross.
Dude, we're both desperate, let's just cross swords

I saw Dom's massive penis last night when we were crossing swords

No homo
Cross Swords by Nomin October 23, 2010

Cross swords

When involved in a threesome never come into contact with your tag partner's member.
She's up for that threesome but whatever you do make sure we don't cross swords or I'll finish her off alone.
Cross swords by muffmeister August 29, 2020

doing crosswords and drinking tea 

Acting like a 50 year old man when you're only a college student.
Josh is doing crosswords and drinking tea in his dorm room.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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