crolling

The act of creeping and trolling at the same time.

Quit liking all my things man! Why're you crolling me?!

by crackerjackrobaino July 20, 2011

crolling

being crunk while rolling ballsss aka. reallyyy really drunk and high and rollin balls.

Brittany and allie were crolling on blue ladies, jd, and some dank ass purple haze.

by allieandbrittany January 8, 2009

crolling

The act of crying in a cryhole.

Jonathan is crolling at the soccerfield at 7pm.

by jericho33 March 23, 2010

Crolling

A word used when LOL or loling is not strong enough...

Crying with laughter, Crying + LOLing = Crolling
may also be shortened to Crollz

ha ha ha thats a very funny film, im actually crolling...

your so funny you make me crollz

by mattED1986 July 7, 2011

Joe Collings

Guy who can’t keep his dick hard to have sex with a real girl. Because he is too busy wanking to porn and lying about it! He also is impotent as he cannot orgasm during sex.

J: Hey baby, wanna get it on?
K: nah, have you been pulling a joe Collings today? I don’t want to get chaffing from too much pounding hahahaa

by 9inchNails9 December 28, 2019

Joe Collings

Joseph Silver Collings is a porn addict. He is also a compulsive pathological liar. He treats other people nicely only to gain something. He is passive aggressive, dismissive, condescending and hasn’t been taught any manners. He has a 3-a-day porn and masturbating addiction that he cannot shake and has had since he was 12. He is spiteful and manipulative. He will ruin your life if you go near him. Don’t do it. For your own sake.

Be nice. Don’t be a Joe Collings.

Be nice, don’t be a joe collings.

by C.P.L. December 28, 2019

crosling manoeuvre

The 'Crosling Manoeuvre' is when one sits quietly on a toilet, pretending to be part of the toilet apparatus, hoping an unsuspecting person in need will drop their pants and sit right on top.

I can't believe it! Igor performed the Crosling Manoeuvre successfully on me again. Surely I won't fall for it next time.

by prageeth November 13, 2017